…behavior from not listening, to actively talking over other people." Dilbert says, "How can you enjoy the conversation of others if you don't listen?" Dogbert says, "This could be one of the best ideas I've ever had." Dogbert says, "It all came together when I realized that listening isn't the fun part…
…Wally says, "I'm just messing with you? Nothing I say in meetings actually means anything." Asok says, "Then why do you talk?" Wally says, "I tried listening once. It was awful."
Communication Skills Training. Dogbert says, "Today you will learn how to listen to idiots without snoring." Dogbert says, "Break into groups of two, with one idiot and one non-idiot in each pair."
…him?" Dilbert then starts to leave Carol's area and states, "I can come back later." Carol continues with the call while talking into the phone, "Listen carefully. I want you to tear up the carpet in the fancy bathroom..."
…data." Dilbert says, "I trust encryption way more than I trust speck-eared sociopaths." Dilbert says, "When you mention a person's ears, he won't listen to the rest of your argument."
…sites full of stale and incomplete information." Dilbert says, "Can we go back to pretending I'm useful?" woman says, "Sure. I'll give you a pity listen."
