"Now Dilbert will explain what went wrong with our projects this year." "All of our problems were caused by a woman named Lisa." "Lisa never learned to act aloof and unapproachable. Sometimes she smiles and men she doesn't even know." "Gasp." "Gasp." "As you know, 90% of engineers are lonely men."…
"I was an engineer before I moved to marketing." "now I don't even remember how to turn on my Lisa." "You have an old Lisa computer from Apple?" "Old wife."
"If you want to get promoted, say bad things about your co-workers so you look better by comparison." "Geez, Lisa, it looks like you been hitting the donuts pretty hard lately." "Heh-heh...big things are coming my way soon."
"Lisa, I was wondering if you'd like to go out to dinner Saturday night." "Uh...I have to wash my hair Saturday. How about having coffee here at work instead?" "I'll pass. I was hoping for someone with clean hair.
…a woman at a desk, "Uh . . . Lisa, I was wondering if you'd like to go on a date with me." Lisa replies, "I can only date you if you survive the 'challenge of fear.'" Dilbert asks, "What is the 'challenge of fear'?" Lisa replies, "It's a test of your manliness." Lisa explains, "First you must stick…
…out the window and says, "Hey, that's Lisa. I dated her last night!" Dilbert walks outside and says, "Lisa! What are you doing in this neighborhood!" Lisa looks guilty and replies, "Well . . . Actually, I didn't know how to tell you to stop calling me . . ." Lisa continues, ". . . So I came to throw this…
