…one here will listen!" "I am a superior being, you moron! Listen to what I tell you and then do it!" "I fired him before he started yammering about Linux." "Easy come, easy go."
Dilbert sits on the couch next to Dilmom. Dilbert says, on the phone, "Dogbert, Mom told Bill Gates she uses the "Linux" operating system!" Dogbert stand at a large control panel which included a radar screen. Dogbert says, "I'm tracking four incoming missiles. I'll launch our anti-Microsoft weapons…
…Dilbert's mom says, "...I'm going to infrared from the keyboard to my "Linux" box." She has a keyboard on her lap. Dilbert says, "Nice mom" Dilbert's mom makes a fist and says, "I just sent a flaming e-mail to Bill gates, saying "Linux rules!" Dilbert says, "you what?" Bill gates sits in captains chair…
