Dogbert says, "I made a list of demands for your New Year's resolutions." Dilbert says, "Thou shalt not fill up the DVR with geeky science shows. ?Thou shalt not snore like an asthmatic cow?" Dilbert says, "I didn't know other people could impose resolutions on me." Dogbert says, "It's a new thing."
…social networks and you're totally qualified. It's a huge raise and promotion." Man says, "Crime pays! I knew it!!!" Catbert says, "We're hoping you can lie as well as you steal."
The Boss says, "How can we rebuild the trust of our customers? Let's brainstorm." Dilbert says, "We could stop using misleading benchmark tests to sell shoddy products that have hidden costs." The Boss says, "I heard someone say 'lie.' Let's write that one down."
The Boss says, "I'm happy to report that none of our oil rigs exploded." The Boss says, "Our children's pharmaceuticals are not tainted with bacteria, and the government is not investigating our financial practices." The Boss says, "All we're doing is quietly losing share-holder value." CEO says,…
