…than just having an ashtray for a head." "There is?" "Yes, and I am doing a lot of research to find out what those other things are." Later, at the library "This is good stuff." Cat Fancy
"I've been asked to design and build our center of excellence." "Which, as I understand it, is like a presidential library honoring my life's work." "In time, people learn to stop asking me questions."
…can't copyright the static on blank TV channels!" "I already did." "You can't let my company pay fifty billion dollars to buy your so-called film library." "I already am." "I may have to blow the whistle on this deal." "It'll have to be a nose whistle - I copyrighted everything else."
Bob the Dinosaur says into the phone, "Hello, is this the library reference desk?" Bob says, "I have this . . . er . . . friend . . . who was wondering how dinosaurs have eggs. Uh-huh." Bob says to Dawn, "It's gross."
Dilbert sits at a table in a restaurant with a woman who has a huge head. Dilbert asks, "So, uh . . . How do you like working at the library reference desk?"The woman replies, "It's pretty good, now that I've memorized all the books. No more flipping through pages . . ."Dilbert says, "I'm feeling a bit…
…stands in front of the dresser mirror tying his tie and Dogbert sits on the bed. Dilbert says, "I've got a blind date with the lady who works at the library reference desk." Dogbert asks, "What if she's ugly?"Dilbert replies, "Looks aren't important. She sounded very smart over the phone, and I'm attracted…
