…Retention." In the Records Retention Office, Dilbert hands a pile of documents to the librarian and says, "These valuable documents should be stored for five years." As he throws the documents in the trash bin, the librarian thinks, "This job got so much easier when I realized that nobody ever asks for anything…
Dogbert sits on the hassock reading a book. Dilbert says, "Pssst! Dogbert."Dilbert says, "I brought my date home for some coffee. Please don't make any comments about her . . . Uh . . . Looks."Dilbert brings his date in and says, "Brainella, this is Dogbert." Dogbert sees her large head and asks,…
Dilbert and a woman with a huge head sit at a table in a restaurant. Dilbert says, "Gosh, Brainella, I've never dated a woman as smart as you before . . ."Dilbert says, "Let's just start right in talking about all kinds of smart stuff. C'mon, give me your best shot. I'm not intimidated."Brainella…
Dilbert sits at a table in a restaurant with a woman who has a huge head. Dilbert asks, "So, uh . . . How do you like working at the library reference desk?"The woman replies, "It's pretty good, now that I've memorized all the books. No more flipping through pages . . ."Dilbert says, "I'm feeling a…
Dilbert stands in front of the dresser mirror tying his tie and Dogbert sits on the bed. Dilbert says, "I've got a blind date with the lady who works at the library reference desk." Dogbert asks, "What if she's ugly?"Dilbert replies, "Looks aren't important. She sounded very smart over the phone,…
…"Dilbert asks, "What's the average running speed of the Tazmanian Boola-Boola dog?" The librarian replies, "8.3 miles per hour."Dilbert looks at the phone and says, "I can't believe she knew that." The librarian says, "And you have something stuck in your teeth."
