…and development work." Dilbert says, "The only people who can quantify the value of research are liars and morons." The Boss says, "Maybe we could hire a consultant." Dilbert says, "That just turns a liar into a thief."
…queen Ted says, "I can't attend the meeting Tuesday because Barry thinks I didn't return his flash drive." Ted says, "I'm afraid of him because he's a liar and a drunk, and I heard he killed a cab driver." Ted says, "I'd wear a disguise, but prosthetic adhesives give me hives." Alice thinks, "Must...control…
…even know why I'm here." Man says, "I asked because it's an awful idea." The Boss says, "You said I was stealing credit for a good idea, you lying liar!!" Man says, "Oh, wait. I read it wrong. This is actually a great idea." The Boss says, "Thanks. I know it was a winner when I thought of it." Dilbert…
"Your travel expenses are rejected because all of your meal costs are round numbers." "Either you are a liar or worse." "I decide what to order based on what totals to a round number after a 15% tip." "That's worse."
…five seconds." "Okay. Go." "Oh, good. So, I was walking by and I thought maybe I should stop and ask you something because..." "Time's up." "Jerk" "Liar."
Dogbert's Tech Support "No one else has ever reported that problem." "That means you are either crazy or a liar." "It's a little of both, but how did you know?" "I can see through your computer."
