…Internet says, "Psst!" The Internet says, "Hey, buddy. I've got pictures of gadgets." Dilbert says, "Cool ones?" The Internet says, "Sure, let'spretendthatmatters.
…consults "You need a dashboard application to track your key metrics." "That way you'll have more data to ignore when you make your decisions based on company politics." "Will the data be accurate?" "Okay, let'spretendthatmatters."
…blank. My only chance is to pretend I only speak Norwegian." Dilbert says, "Norna borna corna dorna fiord cajorda. Ha ha ha!" Back at home, Dilbert tells Dogbert, "The amazing thing is that I get paid the same no matter what I do." Dogbert replies, "Thank God for that."
