"Wally, I have to fire you for posting a comic comparing managers to drunken lemurs." "You won't be eligible for unemployment benefits unless you can prove you were stupid as opposed to malicious." "Can you prove you're stupid?" "Is there another explanation for working here?"
…surveillance cameras caught you posting this antimanagement comic on the wall." "This comic compares managers to drunken lemurs." "Do you think drunken lemurs are like managers?" "No, some lemurs can hold their liquor."
"Why does it seem as if most of the decisions in my workplace are made by drunken lemurs?" "Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent." "Why are talented people so busy?" "They're fixing the problems made by people who have time."
…opinion about my project plan. Don't hold back." "Your plan looks like it was written by a drunken lemur as a practical joke on other drunken lemurs." "Today I learned that people don't like drunken lemur analogies."
…asleep, Dilbert thinks to himself "Must...stay...awake. Make...important...decisions." Dilbert continues, "Must replace optical switches with dancing lemurs." The Boss stands behind Dilbert as he sleeps. Now in an obvious dream state, Dilbert yells in his sleep "Gaaa! French people are touching me with…
