The Boss says, "I'm promoting you from legacysystems troll to scapegoat." The Boss says, "Your job is to dress in a goat costume and take the blame for all of our projects failing." A man says, "We missed another deadline. All in favor of slapping the goat..."
Dilbert says, "My new assignment is 'troll in charge of the legacysystems.'" Dilbert says, "I guess I shouldn't complain. I'm lucky to have a job in this economy." The Garbage man says, "Would a free bag of garbage make you feel better?" Dilbert says, "A little."
Dilbert says, "I got reassigned to manage our legacysystems. The dress code is 'troll.'" Dilbert says, "My cubicle is under the walkway. My side job is scaring vendors." Dogbert says, "Is that hard?" Dilbert says, "Only the first day. After you eat one vendor, word gets around."
Dilbert says, "I worry that being assigned to work on the legacysystems will make me appear less valuable in the future." Catbert says, "You have my word that you could never appear less valuable than you are now." Dilbert says, "Why do your assurances make me feel worse?" Catbert says, "Your new dress…
The Boss says, "How would you like to be in charge of the legacy systems?" Dilbert says, "That's like being the biggest rind in the compost heap." The Boss says, "Do it anyway." Dilbert says, "I surrender to the bacteria."
"I found a family of squirrels living inside our legacysystem." "They control our payroll database. They're making demands." "Leave the acorns and no one will get their deductions increased."
