Asok says, "Am I interrupting anything important?" Asok says, "Oh no. I have seen this before. You are preparing to put your body language at odds with your words!" The Boss says, "I always have time for my least important employee." Asok says, "My endocrine system is shutting down!"
…Asok says, "I was hoping you could make the copies for me since your career is already a bloated cadaver." Asok says, "If I am reading your body language correctly, you are wondering 'staple or no staple?'"
Dogbert, the VP of marketing "Describe your product in technical terms and I'll turn it into marketing language." "Well, it tends to overheat." "'hottest product on the market!'" "All the parts are known carcinogens." "Makes you appreciate life!"
"Tina, I need you to edit this before I send it out." "Sure. I could use a good laugh." "Let's start with the words that aren't words." "Incentiment...robustify...flexitate...and leadershipping." "I'll take those out and see what's left." "'If you're not onboard with quality excellence, you're…
"Did you start the benchmark tests?" "I'm all over that like a caterpillar on my Sunday pants." "Does that mean...yes?" "Do birds eat beans to fly faster?"
"Alice, I'm sending you to a communication class." "Because I've noticed that your words often say one thing while your body language says another." "Frankly, it's creepy." "Thank you. I appreciate the useful feedback."
