…Boss says, "Ask Morgan what type of materials he recommends we should use for the case." Dilbert says, "Morgan has no communication skills. Everything he knows is locked in his skull and will never come out." Dilbert says, "Is this going to look like my fault?" The Boss says, "Quitter!"
Dilbert says, "Here's the mountain of facts that support my recommended technology strategy." Dilbert says, "And here's a tiny thimble that holds everything you know about technology. Maybe you could..." Dilbert says, "Leaders don't like it when you suggest they wear the thimble of knowledge like a little…
Dogbert says, "I bought the company that fired you. Now you can interview with me for your old job." Dilbert says, "You already knoweverything about me. An interview would have no purpose other than to humiliate me." "Dogbert says, "Since when do things need two purposes?" "Is Tuesday good?"
…human resources for a psychological evaluation." Dilbert says, "Why??? Have I said anything that is abnormal?" The Boss says, "You're an engineer. Everything you say is abnormal." Catbert says, "Question one: How many bodies are hidden in the crawl space under your house?" Dilbert says, "If they are hidden…
"It's too hard to keep everyone informed about everything." "I've decided to take you out of the loop." "Really??" "Now I know what fathers mean when they talk about witnessing the birth of their children." "Lucky!"
"What have you done lately to enhance our strategy into the next adjacency?" "I don't know what that means, so I'm going to say 'everything.'" "He's lucky there's no way to verify that claim."
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