Vacationing in a bad economy Alice says, "I can't afford a big vacation this year." Alice says, "So I bought some kittylitter and a 100-watt bulb. It's exactly like being at the beach." Catbert thinks, "This could turn ugly."
"Catbert: Evil director of human resources" "Good news about employee turnover..." "I'm postponing my plan to bury poor performers in scented kittylitter." "Is it just me or had the quality of good news gone downhill?"
Headline: Catbert: Evil H.R. Director. Catbert says to Asok, "We're almost out of kittylitter." Catbert continues, "Gather all the resumes we got this week and run them through the shredder." Asok asks, "Shouldn't we be matching these with our openings?" Catbert responds, "That's what we're doing.…