…Phone says, "Let's make soup from her bones, just like the others!" Dilbert says, "I shouldn't have told Dogbert it has auto-answer." Phone says, "Kiss me! Now!"
A woman co-worker walks into Dilbert's cubical and says, I'm not attracted to you, but I'd like to date you for one month. That should be long enough to resolve any Tech Support issues on my home computer, cell phone and home theater." Dilbert responds while sitting at his desk, "Would there be any…
…in this company as you have with your families." Wally says, "I'm divorced." Dilbert says, "I'm single." Asok The Intern says, "I have never been kissed." Wally says, "Mission accomplished."
…employ XML, Soap and WSDL to achieve interoperable HTTP modules." Mmm mmm mmm "Do you ever think we might be in the wrong jobs?" "I'm not going to kiss you." Mmm mmm
"You know what two things are very similar?" "Unpaid overtime and death. They both deny me the pleasures of being alive." "How about a good night kiss?" "Hey, you found a third thing!"
"Tina, we need some customer success stories for the web site." "The closest things we have are these complaint letters. Just change a few words." "Change 'kick' to 'kiss' and this one is done, albeit disturbingly."
