…check the other developers' work because it will make them angry." Dilbert says, "That's okay, as long as they do goodwork." The Boss says, "Actually, they do bad work. Very, very bad work." Dilbert says, "You are setting me up for certain failure." The Boss says, "If work were easy, no one would pay…
"I enjoyed meeting your staff. Keepup the goodwork." "This isn't my staff. I report to the guy who reports to you." "Really? Which one of you reports to me?" "Well, that explains why you keep hanging around outside my office." "I've been going to your office for years, waiting for you to get off the…
…doing something useless that would look like an accomplishment." "So I attended meetings until I could no longer appreciate the difference." "Keepup the goodwork."
…handle it in a side bar." "Now I have my ducks in a row. The deal-breakers are on the back burner, and I'm managing expectations." "Okay... keepup the goodwork." "Wally, you don't have a project." "What? Then why am I so tired?"
Roboboss says to Alice, "I am Roboboss. You are a valuable asset. Keepup the goodwork." Alice replies, "That is the most shallow compliment I have ever heard. But it still made me feel good." Alice continues, "So.. Are you seeing anyone?" Roboboss replies, "High five!"
…for you." Alice says to Carol: "Carol, you're the boss's secretary, not my boss. And this is a page from a magazine." Carol says to Alice: "Keepup the goodwork." Alice answers surprised: "You didn't listen. That can only mean you're the new boss."
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