…misinterpreted the problem and ordered her to work on the wrong stuff." "Then every member of her family got a serious illness. Then she got called to juryduty." "She promised to give me the requirements this afternoon." "It was too hard to come up with my own requirements, so I just copied the requirements…
Dilbert stands in the jury box in a court room and reads from a paper in his hands, "We find the defendant guilty..." The judge listens as Dilbert continues, "... of this crime and maybe a few others that didn't come up." Dilbert asks, "Lastly, do you have any brochures for the Witness Protection Program?…
Dilbert sits in a jury box in a court room listening to a lawyer who says, "My client's life now rests in your capable hands." Dilbert and some other jurors look at a fellow juror who is sleeping to the sound of "Zzzz zzzzz zzz." JURY DELIBERATIONS: The juror who had been sleeping in the jury box asks Dilbert…
In the jury box in a court room, a prospective juror sitting next to Dilbert says, "Your honor, it is against my religion to judge others. Only God may judge." The judge says, "You're excused." Dilbert watches another prospective juror raise his hand and say, "Ooh ooh! I just changed my religion!" The…
…court room asks, "Juror eight, do you have any medical problems that would prevent you from serving?" In the jury box, a juror with a large hole in his head answers, "No, I need juryduty." The judge asks, "Would it be fair to say you don't know what you need?" Juror eight answers, "Why does everyone…
Dilbert is sitting in the jury room with two other people. The man sitting next to him asks, "What excuse are you planning to use?" Dilbert says to the man, "I'm happy to serve. It's my civic responsibility." The man says to Dilbert, "Insanity; good one."
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