the Boss says to Dilbert, "Dilbert, I'd like you to meet Mr. Snow - your new boss." Dilbert says, "Hello, Mr. Snow."Mr. Snow holds his hand out and says, "Neal, please."Mr. Snow says to Dilbert who is kneeling on the floor, "That's my NAME: 'Neal.'" Dilbert says, "Uh . . contact lens."
Dilbert looks into a huge microscope and says, "My goodness! It looks like I've discovered an entire subatomic civilization!"A microscopic organism says, "Hey! What are you staring at?!!"Dilbert says, "I am Dilbert. I mean you no harm."The organism says, "You're looking at the incredibly tiny…
Dogbert stands in the door of Dilbert's bedroom. Dilbert sits up in bed as Dogbert says, "I'm having nightmares, move over."Dilbert lets Dogbert climb into bed and says, "Just don't hog all the covers."Dilbert stands next to the bed and says, "At least give me my pajama top . . ." All of the covers,…
Dilbert and Dogbert sit at the table listening to a tape player. Dilbert says, "I do NOT snore, and I do NOT believe you made this recording of me last night." Animal-like sounds come from the tape player.Dilbert looks at a cassette box and says, "In fact, this tape box says 'National Geographic's…
Dilbert sits at his desk with drafting tools in front of him. Dilbert looks at a piece of paper and says, "This design could change the way the world barbecues. No more struggling with charcoal."Dilbert shows the paper to Dogbert and says, "This schematic shows how an electrically induced coil-like…
Dilbert says to Bob and Dawn the Dinosaurs, "Okay then, if you two dinosaurs want to continue hiding in my house you have to observe the house rules."Dilbert continues, "Let's see . . . Uh . . . Remain out of sight . . . Don't leave the lights on when you're out of the room . . ."Dilbert asks, "Am…
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