…inspiration welling up inside me." Wally says, "But then you interrupted me with your naive question and the moment was lost." Wally says, "Maybe you should go back to your office and reflect on the damage you've done here today." Wally thinks, "There goes the one person who has less of a real job than I…
"I find it rather demotivating that you never praise me for a jobwelldone." "You've never done a jobwell." "That's because I'm demotivated." "You have to go first." "Wouldn't that make me the leader?"
…didn't think it was possible, but for the past month I've done my own job plus Ted's, and done them well." "I know that you're marveling at my accomplishment and wondering how you can reward me." "Maybe I can fire Carl and make this idiot do his job too." "I'll be we're thinking of the same bonus amount…
…"Unfortunately, the profit bucket is not connected to the budget bucket, so there's no money for a raise." Dilbert says, "I think some recognition of a jobwell-done is appropriate here." The Boss replies, "Thanks. It WAS one of my better excuses."
