Boss says, "Tina, I'm lending you to our executive offices to help writes press releases." Boss says, "Your job will be to tell investors we're sitting on coal and trying to make diamonds." Boss says, "By clenching." Tina says, "I got it!"
…so weak that there aren't any job openings." Dogbert says, "That's why we're also going into the executive coaching business." Dogbert says, "We'll give our clients bad advice, and get them fired." Dogbert says, "Then our recruiting division will offer to fill those jobs." Dogbert says, "Wally, you'll…
Dogbert says, "You survived the rigorous interview process, but there are no openings in engineering." Dogbert says, "However, I am prepared to offer you a position in sales." Dilbert says, "You mean a job?" Dogbert says, "No, just a position." Dilbert says, "This took and ugly turn."
"We have too much goodwill on the balance sheet. I decided to sell some of it." "A mysterious buyer offered a million dollars for the right to decrease our goodwill." "You might have a bit less job satisfaction next week."
…position." "That's okay. I already have a job." "I just need a joboffer at a higher salary so I can use it to negotiate for a raise." "My boss is an irrational dipwad who is easily manipulated by bogus comparisons and the illusion of scarcity." "Your offer will make him think my value is much higher…
"I have a joboffer from another company, but I'll give you a chance to buy my loyalty." "Now I just sit back and let the loving begin." "And his opening offer is..." "That's right: Whack him in the parking lot."
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