"Tinkle tinkle tinkle." "Boss approaching." "Thanks for the magic management necklace! I have to admit that I doubted its powers." "But since I've been wearing it, I haven't seen a single employee who wasn't hard at work."
Linda says to Dilbert, Wally and Ted, "Look everyone, I'm engaged!" Dilbert says, "Hey, it's one of those 'near diamond' rings they were selling on the tv shopping channel for $29.95." Linda looks angry. Dilbert says, "Uh . . . Of course it has a list price of over a hundred dollars . . ." As Linda…
Dogbert stands in front of a display case in a jewelry store. The salesclerk asks, "Are you interested in our diamond jewelry?" Dogbert says, "Let me see if I understand the concept here . . ." Dogbert says, ". . . I would give you thousands of dollars, and in return . . ." Dogbert continues, ". . .…
…aid to men. It covers everything from 'buying flowers' to 'opening doors.'"Dilbert reads the manual and says, "Looks like you're due to have your jewelry rotated." The woman replies, "Every thirty days. Saves money in the long run."
Dilbert reads a piece of mail and says, "Wow! And I thought this was just more junk mail!"Dilbert sits in his chair and says to Dogbert, "All I have to do is drive two hours and listen to their condo sales pitch. I'm GUARANTEED to win a Jeep Cherokee or a valuable mock emerald."Dogbert responds,…
Dilbert opens a jewelry box and asks Dogbert, "Do you like these earrings I bought for Mom's birthday?" Dogbert asks, "What kind of stones are they?"Dilbert answers, "Amethyst." Dogbert says, "Didn't they have any that believe in God?"Dilbert says, "I don't get it." Dogbert walks away saying, "Puns!…
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