Dilbert says, "Hi, my name is?" Woman says, "Don't bother." Woman says, "My app does facial recognition and searches all social media to give me your full biography." Dilbert says, "How's that working out?" Woman says, "You're either Bart Simpson or a huge dry-erase marker."
…toolbar, I'm afraid to say no." The Boss says, "Now my browser window is only one inch tall." The Boss says, "If you see anything important on the Internet, could you write it down for me?"
Dogbert says, "I decided to twitter because everything that pops into my head is fascinating." Dogbert says, "I don't have time to write entire sentences, so I'll just send out one word per day." Dogbert texts, "Riboflavin."
Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "We're going into the internet news business." Dilbert says, "We're hiring reporters?" Dogbert says, "No, we'll summarize stories from other sites and provide links." Dilbert says, "So...we'll be parasites?" Dogbert says, "Go buy a vinyl record, Grandpa."
…to everything else by the internet?" Dilbert says, "You want me to ask our vendor if his software will hunt down our payroll data from across the internet and try to kill it?" Dilbert says, "And you think he might say yes?" The boss says, "Better safe than sorry." Later that day Man says, "Yes, sometimes…
