…His Company's Product. A salesman says, "It integrates the resources..." The salesman continues, "To optimize the performance of technology." Dilbert asks, "Yeah, but what is it?" The salesman responds, "Hey, if you don't want your resources to be integrated, just say so."
…Dilbert, "I hear he's young." The new CEO, a baby, enters the room and says, "Hello." The new CEO says to Alice and Dilbert, "We need to integrate our enterprise resource planning with our existing e-commerce platform." The CEO then says, "Now if you'll excuse me, nature calls." The CEO stays seated and…
The boss meets with Wally and Dilbert at a conference table. The boss says, "We'll redesign our processes to enable enterprise integration of knowledge resources and tools." Wally raises his hand and says, "Question: Is it okay if I do nothing?" The boss says, "No." Wally says, "Well, excuse me for…
