…other as skilled at implementing ideas as you are at evaluating them?" Coworker says, "Of course they were!" Dilbert says, "Can you tell him to stop insulting himself?"
Coworker says, "I have to disagree with you, Dilbert." Dilbert says, "Actually, you don't disagree with me." Coworker says, "I don't?" Dilbert says, "No. You think you disagree with me, but you're mistaken." Dilbert says, "You're simply experiencing an illusion caused by the limits of your…
Alice says, "Excuse me, but I can't concentrate when someone reminds me of a creature." Woman says, "What?" Alice says, "You've got some sort of bilbo Baggins vibe going on here and it's throwing me off my game." Alice says, "Give me a heads up if you see a walking stick coming my way."
Woman says, "Would you like to be part of a masters forum to share knowledge across disciplines?" Dilbert says, "No. The only people who will be there are the ones who don't have anything better to do. I try to avoid people like that." Woman says, "I'm the chairperson." Dilbert says, "I'll get a…
Dilbert says, "What are you up to?" Dogbert says, "I'm recalibrating my lack of faith in humanity." Dilbert says, "Will this take long?" Dogbert says, "No. I start by reading opinions on message boards and?" Dilbert says, "I can come back later." Dogbert says, "You ignorant juicebag!"
Coworker says, "What do you think of my plan, Alice?" Alice says, "I'll bet your left brain is so tiny that you stagger in a clockwise direction." Coworker says, "I'll ask someone else." Alice says, "Walk toward the credenza and you'll have a good chance of hitting the doorway."
