Dilbert says, "Hi. My name is..." Woman says, "Whoa! Whoa! Not in person!" Woman says, "I only meet men through online dating sites. That way I can filter out the losers." Dilbert says, "Too crazy too fast." Woman says, "I know. I'm working on that."
"Alice, you've been accused of punching a crazy co-worker." "In my defense, it did make her less crazy." "I know. Here's a list of additional crazy employees I'd like you to punch."
"Dilbert totally flipped out when I showed him the cost estimates." "Really? Or is this one of those cases where someone acts normally and you inexplicably tell the world that they totally flipped out?" "Whoa! Don't flip out." "I wonder if I can punch her sane."
"Wally, I can't work with the smell of popcorn in the air. It makes me insane!" "I use it to mask the odors coming from my body. Choose your poison." "Refueling the Hindenburg?" "Why are people so mean?"
The Society of Insane Chicks "I know he hates me because he likes to play racquetball." "Maybe he just likes racquetball and wants to stay healthy." "Leave now."
