Mordac, the preventer of information services "Do you know how the system distinguishes between authorized and illegal access?" ZAP! "It doesn't." "ha ha!!"
Mordac, the preventer of information services. "Security is more important than usability." "In a perfect world, no one would be able to use anything." To complete the log-in procedure. Stare directly at the sun.
…"I send fake banking e-mails to gullible executives. Then I find out their financial information and use it to steal the money they don't deserve." Dear Customer, This is your bank. We forgot your social security number and password. Why don't you send them to us so we can protect your money. Sincerely…
"I am Mordac, the preventer of information technology. I have modified your screensaver security to lock up after two seconds of inactivity." "Ha ha! Unless you touch the keyboard every two seconds you will be forced to log-in again!" "Dang you perpetually moving head-bobbing bird! Gaaa!!!"
…discovered a hole in our internet security." "What?!!" "Good grief, man! How could you put a hole in our internet?" "I didn't PUT it there. I FOUND it... and it's not.." "It's your job to fix that hole. I want you to work 24-7!" "Actually, that's NOT my job. But I'll inform our network management group.…
Man comes up to Dilbert and introduces himself, "I am Mordac, the preventer of information services. I bring new guidelines for passwords." Dilbert reads the guidelines, "'All passwords must be at least six characters long.. include numbers and letters.. include a mix of upper and lower case..'" Dilbert…
