"All of your problems are caused by emotionally unstable coworkers." "Try prescribing meds from the internet to fix their defects." "Okay. That one was the wrong choice. Let's try something else." "GRRRR!"
….." "It's your job to fix that hole. I want you to work 24-7!" "Actually, that's NOT my job. But I'll inform our network management group." "PASSING THE BUCK!!! YOU'RE A BUCK PASSER!!!!" "Forget it! There's no hole! It got better!" "That's more like it." "I fixed the internet."