"Human resources is a company's most important strategic asset." "That means it's your fault we're losing market share. Maybe you should fire yourself." "Strategic assets don't like accountability."
The Boss approaches Alice who is seated at her desk. He asks, "Alice, I've decided to add a resource to your project." Alice screams, "We're human beings, not 'resources!!'" The Boss looks stunned as he replies, "Would it help if I told you that resources are our most valuable asset?"