"I hired a dead horse, he doesn't look like much, but if you beat him long enough, he does good work." "Have you seen him do good work?" "I haven't beaten him long enough." "Introduce yourself to the others!" Whap!
"You have good experience as a dead horse, but can you take a beating?" "So, you think you can ignore my questions, do you?" "Cancel all of my meetings, this could take a few more hours."
…have purchased your company's goodwill, I plan to make some changes." "I redesigned your headquarters building." "What's this part that looks like a horse's rump?" "That's the entrance to the executive suite."
"Someone left a dead horse in the hall." "I am going to punch that dead horse until it gallops away." punch punch punch punch "You were right. But where did you find a dead horse?" "There's a store for everything."
Topper "My first baby weighed 11 pounds." "That's nothing." "I once passed a kidney stone that was the size of a small horse." "I find that hard to believe." "That kidney stone went on to win the Kentucky Derby!"
…fascinating to a new person." "I've been counting, and you only have nine good stories. After you use them up, you're a social liability." "I saw a horse kick a woodchuck over a fence." "Still only nine."