…, "I only like movies with superheroes, geeks or robots. You probably only like movies with tears, diseases and weddings." Dilbert says, "Does my honesty turn you on?" Amber says, "I just stopped liking mammals."
…relevant. If you work hard someday, you'll be totally forgotten." Next scene, The Boss is in Catbert's office. The Boss says, "Did you know that honesty makes people sad?"
Woman says, "Hey, engineer, can I ask you a question?" Dilbert says, "I'm not allowed to talk to customers. We believe that honesty impedes sales." Woman says, "I think you just impeded." Dilbert says, "Oops."
…risk management software says your idea is too risky." The boss says, "Try reducing one of the inputs." Dilbert says, "Which one?" the boss says, "Honesty" Dilbert says, "I just threw up in my mouth."
Asok says, "This is my first recession. How worried should I be?" Wally says, "You'll be fine as long as you don't have any hopes and dreams." Asok says, "But I still have them." Wally says, "It's time to yank off that band-aid."
"You'd be happier if you renounced your addiction to the internet and lived for the moment." "Are you referring to the moment when there's a rat on my bed giving me bad advice?" "How about now?" "Perfect. Don't chew on the Wi-Fi signal booster."
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