"Today you will wear clothes you don't want to wear." "You'll drive somewhere you don't want to be, and do things you don't want to do." "Have a niceday."
…house from stolen office supplies?" "Maybe it's because you found out that I've been taking a dollar out of your desk every day for seven years." "Actually, I was trying to say I have to let you go to a training class." "Is it someplace nice?"
"Every time we cut costs, our distributor, Walgetco, takes the gain by demanding lower prices." "Thank you for shopping at Walgetco! Have a niceday!" "Maybe it's too late." "Troll accessories are on aisle six!"
…a bagel and a cappuccino." "Then wash my car and fill the gas tank." "NOW DANCE FOR ME, LITTLE MAN! HA HA! DANCE OR I'LL HAVE YOU FIRED!!!" "How may I help you? Have a niceday!" "Stop dancing in the lobby. My wife is trying to work."
…Dilbert with her arms and face stiff. She says, "Someone accused me of having hostile body language." Tina continues, "I'm not allowed to cross my arms or stare or move my eyebrows or frown." Tina walks past and says, "Have a niceday." Dilbert responds, "Too late."
…transform. Branches sprout from his head and arms and his lower body becomes a tree stump. Dilbert is unaffected. He says, "I'll talk to you later. Have a niceday. Bye-bye. Thanks." The coworker has mutated into a full tree. Wally leans over the cubicle wall and says to Dilbert, "Looks like someone took root…