…CEO says, "Give it a good yank and reel him in. He's your new boss." The Boss says, "Is he qualified for the job?" CEO says, "Like a monkey with a hammer!"
…I heard he killed a cab driver." Ted says, "I'd wear a disguise, but prosthetic adhesives give me hives." Alice thinks, "Must...control...jack...hammer." buddabuddabudda
…Wally says, "He'll spend the rest of the week avoiding me so he doesn't need to think about it." Wally says, "Meanwhile he seeks out team players and hammers them with new projects." Asok says, "So... experience is a form of evil?" Wally says, "Not always. Some people squander it."
…, I enrolled you in a program to cure uselessness. Your classmates will be a glass hammer and a bag of nothing." Next we see Wally sitting at the seminar between two chairs. On one side of Wally sits the glass hammer and the other, the empty bag. Wally then asks the empty bag, "Can I borrow a pen?" The…
…"May I vigorously hit myself with a hammer instead?" "You have my attention." "Either way, it's a painful process that won't change the final result." "But the hammer is quicker and it will still make you feel as if you made me do something." "Okay. Try the hammer thing." BAM! "Ouch!" BAM! "Ouch!" BAM…
