"Who's today's guest cartoonist?" "..When I first heard Dilbert had died while running with scissors, I, too, was stunned. I too, asked, 'what's it all mean?'" "...That 2,247 newspaper slots are not wiiiide open, baby!... Ka-ching! Ka-ching!" "..Sorry about the Ka-chings."
"Who's today's guest cartoonist?" "This isn't my cubicle." "Your horoscope says you'll have a 'mind-altering' day." "I feel oddly drawn to watch 'Days of our Lives.'" "You LOOK oddly drawn." "I'm going to go to the mall and try on black shoes!" "Wow! Your life finally has purpose." "Answer: go to Dilbert…
"Who's today's guest cartoonist?" "I'm so happy in my new spacious office with an ocean view." "Finally I have the workplace I've always dreamed of." "The personalized environment headset works, sir." "Brad Pitt! Shouldn't you put a shirt on?" " "Answer: go to Dilbert.com."
"Who's today's guest cartoonist?" "Hi! Rob the Dinosaur here! Today I want to -" "CUT!! Your name is BOB!" "Sir, it's like a million degrees in here. Can't we take a two minute break?" "No! You'll do it until you get it right, you idiot! You have displeased me. No pay for you!" "I HATE Dilbert." "Ssh…
"Who's today's guest cartoonist?" "At great expense, I've just hired Nildo Orbfutz as a consultant. He will increase our productivity hereby calculating how much time is actually wasted!" "Well, Nildo. How did you acquire your credentials? Degree in business management? HR? PR? Psychology?" "On-the-job…
