Dogbert the greenconsultant "Your coworkers have identified you as a source of methane." "If we capture this free source of energy we can power a small office building." "I give and I give."
Dogbert the greenconsultant "Try ramming your SUV into hybrid cars." "That should stop them from using fuel altogether." "You can't save the Earth unless you're willing to make other people sacrifice." "I'm in."
Dogbert the GreenConsultant "Stop eating, breathing, driving, defecating, and procreating." "Sit in the dark and decompose on some garden seeds." "Or do you admit you hate Earth?" "A little."
