The Printer says, "Hummm" Dilbert says, "After you punched that monitor, the broken printer started working." Alice says, "They were on the same network. Word gets around." The printer says, "Please don't hurt me." Alice says, "And you don't need passwords for a while."
"don't get too friendly with the new guy. His armpits are 66 inches off the ground." "He seems nice. I fail to see how the height of his armpits is relevant." "You'll see." "Hey, little buddy. Let me tell you about my weekend."
"Everyone says your new circuit design is worse than the old one." "By 'everyone', do you mean you heard it from one person who doesn't like me, and isn't familiar with either design?" "I also spoke to the people who heard it from that one person."
"I need you to drop whatever you're doing and work all night to make this change to your system." "If you refuse to do my bidding, here's the rumor I will spread about you." "Ha! I'll say I was only scratching an itch." "Good luck with that."
"So, Asok, what have you heard about Ted's project?" "He seems to be in over his head and he's blaming you for cutting the wrong budget." "I hope this doesn't come back to bite me." "Now now, Carol. I'm working my new snitch."
