…"What? Sorry. I was using this time to think about something useful." Ellen says, "Maybe your boss can fill you in." The Boss says, "I was brain-golfing."
Wally says, "I'm no longer content to be useless at work." Wally says, "I decided to take up golf so I can be useless on weekends too." Dilbert says, "Are you going to take lessons?" Wally says, "You get to hit the ball more if you don't."
The boss says, "I hired my unemployed golf buddy to consult." Dilbert says, "What are his qualifications?" The boss says, "He has two qualifications: He's unemployed and he's a golf buddy." Man says, "I recommend firing the whistleblower and playing nine before it gets dark."
…The Boss says, "Well, you could have picked a more reliable vendor." Dilbert says, "You told me to use this vendor because the sales guy took you golfing and bought you a hat." The Boss says, "Well, you should have seen that coming and burned down all hat factories a year ago." Dilbert says, "He would…
"I'm off to the management retreat." "I won't be reachable because I'll be busy golfing, swimming, drinking, and getting massages." "And attending meetings?" "I don't see how we'll have any time for that." "While I'm gone, I have a few tasks for you to do." "Open all the packages of printer paper and…
"Give me a sand wedge." "This sandwich is all I have for lunch. You can take my pride but not my sandwich!" "I think I'm losing the psychological advantage with my foursome." mmmph chew-chew-chew! hee-hee!!
