Man says, "Dilbert, would you like to join us for lunch?" Dilbert says, "Where are you going?" Man says, "We haven't decided." Dilbert says, "In that case, no." Dilbert says, "I can't stand watching a small group of people trying to make a trivial decision." Dilbert says, "It makes me lose all faith…
Dilbert says, "Amber, would you like togotolunch with me?" Amber says, "Sure!" Dilbert thinks, "Yes!!! I'm in!" Amber says, "Do you mind if we bring Bob? I need to talk to him about his project." Dilbert says, "Well, that would be..." Amber says, "Hey, Bob. Meet us in the lobby." Amber says, "Look…
Wally says, "I'm no longer content to be useless at work." Wally says, "I decided to take up golf so I can be useless on weekends too." Dilbert says, "Are you goingto take lessons?" Wally says, "You get to hit the ball more if you don't."
…I was wearing a goat costume." Topper says, "That's nothing!" Topper says, "I donated all of my organs to sick people. Now I use my hollow torso like a backpack." "Dilbert says, "And I tried togo on a date." Topper says, "See my zipper? I took in a family of squirrels!"
It's pronounced Hay-soos. "My name is Jesus, and I seek twelve people to work on my project." "I am the saver of databases. Join me to upgrade our systems." "First, we're all goingtolunch." "I have a bad feeling about this."
…the recycling bin." "It's not legal to pour it down the drain or flush it." "So I put it between two pieces of bread and left it in the break room refrigerator." "GAAA!!!" "Not really. I just wanted to find out who's been eating my lunch." "You mean I'm not goingto die?" "Not instantly."
