…really know if things would have turned out better had I don't things differently." The Boss says, "Do you have a point?" Dilbert says, "I'm goinghomeearly. See if you can tell the difference."
….The chicken contributed, but the pig was committed." The Boss thinks, "I am so clever." Wally says, "If I promise to work like a dead pig, can I gohome early?"
"I quadrupled my workload to finish projects before I go on vacation." "I'm goinghomeearly to watch Battlestar Galactica on my DVR." "I might eat a nice sandwich!" "Must...Not...Envy...The vacationless."
The Boss types on his computer, "Due to worsening storm conditions, all 'non-essential' personnel may gohomeearly." The Boss reaches in his desk drawer. The Boss peers out the window in his office through his binoculars and thinks to himself, "This will be the earliest round of layoffs ever."
Asok says, "I finished all my work. Can I gohome early?" The Boss says, "No." The Boss explains, "You're an 'exempt' employee. That means you're exempt from having a life." Asok says, "I guess I could clench an unimportant document and shuffle around in quiet desperation." The Boss says, "That's the…
Alice peers into the Boss's office as she puts on her coat. She says, "I'm goinghomeearly because my kid is sick." Alice says, "Remember, we have a new 'Family Friendly' policy." The Boss asks, "We do?" The Boss asks, "Is that why my family seems so friendly?" Alice replies, "Maybe, but I'd test 'em…
