Retirement planning in a bad economy Wally says, "Retirement planning is all about timing." Wally says, "I'm planning to die from global warming on the same day I run out of money." Wally says, "That's one more advantage of being frail. I figure an hour without sunscreen ought to do the trick."
….probably not." The boss says, "It makes more sense to worry about the entire company going out of business." The boss says, "And that's nothing if the global economy collapses." The boss says, "Maybe you should worry that the only viable livelihood of the future invokes cannibalism." Dogbert says, "Are you…
…find you someone else to blather about quality while being grossly overpaid." Dogbert says, "I like your look, but can you blather?" Quality is my global added value!"
"Wally, did you complete the benchmark tests?" "No." slurp "Because?" "Global warming." "What?" "Well, normally this would have been a pleasant week." "But thanks to you and your stupid SUV, it was too hot to work." "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." "You work…
…than corrective underpants." "Tomorrow we're holding a press conference to show the world our own concept product." "Our concept product can stop global warming and wax your back at the same time." "Can it actually do those things?" "Why do you care?" "So...actually it's just a huge waste of our time…
"It's workers like me that make the global economy so vibrant." "The pointy-haired fly-bait wants this reformatted to disguise his true objective." "When you're done, don't show it anyone. No one cares." "Zesty!"
