Glasses

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Dogbert the public relations consultant. Dogbert says, "The public won't forgive you until you fake some remorse." Dogbert says, "These glasses have a hose that leads to a pumping station and a huge reservoir of fake tears." CEO says, "If we have another press conference, we should crack open a window…

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…"Wally, I enrolled you in a program to cure uselessness. Your classmates will be a glass hammer and a bag of nothing." Next we see Wally sitting at the seminar between two chairs. On one side of Wally sits the glass hammer and the other, the empty bag. Wally then asks the empty bag, "Can I borrow a…

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…"Whatever you're doing there looks like a complete waste of time." "If you beat your head against the wall, that doesn't make it a drum." "People say the glass is half full. But they don't say of what."