…As Dilbert reads the brochure and goes up the escalator, he notices, "There's a CEO.. a politician.. another CEO.. and a cartoonist." Cartoonist says, "In this cartoon, Gilbert goes to a conference that has no useful content. Dilbert listens in a crowd of people and thinks, "I know guys like that."
…home. She says, "I had fun talking to you tonight, Gilbert." The date says, "It got a little boring when you tried to steer the conversation away from me. But I managed to shut you down by looking uninterested." Dilbert corrects her. "It's Dilbert, not Gilbert." His date lets out a big fake yawn.
Dilbert sits at his desk. The Grim Reaper enters and says, "Gilbert, your time has come."Dilbert says as beads of sweat fly off his forehead, "Gilbert?! My name is DILBERT! You have the wrong guy!"The Grim Reaper says, "Oops! Sorry. Mind if I just wait around until your number comes up?"