Man says, "I know what I'm talking about. I have thirty years in this industry!" Asok says, "How does that help you understand technology that is six months old in a youth-oriented culture?" Man says, "Grrr?" Asok says, "Please don't hit me with your modem."
Asok says, "Your age group has destroyed the hopes of my entire generation." Asok says, "Your parents were the so-called 'Greatest generation.' I wonder what your age group will be known as." Asok says, "I'll bet it includes the word 'Bag.'"
The boss says, "How much will it cost to develop our next generation product?" Dilbert says, "It will cost whatever you put in the budget." The boss says, "How much should I put in the budget?" Dilbert says, "Ask for the biggest number you think will get approved." Dilbert says, "If we get a lot of…
Asok the intern says, "Your generation is leaving my generation a dying planet and a crippling debt." Wally says, "Hee Hee!" Asok the intern says, "But we shall invent life-extending drugs so you will suffer along with us! Ha!" News Wally says, "Uh-oh." Asok the intern says, "We will connect you to machines…
Generation Y-guy says "Greetings, Troglodytes. I am from the millennium generation." Generation Y-guy says "I was forged in the digital age. I will use my knowledge of myspace.com and YouTube and e-mail to rule this planet. Buwha-haha!!!" Dilbert says "Wow, you're right. He doesn't have much upper body…
…suggestions?" "My theory is that your brain is the size of a marble, and twice as smooth." "The root cause probably involves slow learners mating for many generations."
