Dilbert says, "My doctor says everything is fine except for the part of my brain that controls morality." The Boss says, "Gasp! The management prophesies are true. You must be the one they call..." Catbert says, "THE NATURAL?!!" The Boss says, "He glows from within."
"Asok, I'm flying to Los Angeles for a meeting and I want you to join me." "Gasp" "I am honored. This feels like an important milestone in my burgeoning career!" "We'll begin by pre-boarding anyone who..." "Coming through!" "Flyco!"
…me see if I understand your point of view." "My Einstein doll makes the cubicle so hideous that our stock will plunge" "Now if I take it down..." "Gasp! It's so beautiful now! My soul is filled with music! My life has meaning!" "Yea! I just noticed that when I look at this doll and you at the same time…
"Asok, I decided to give you a slight promotion!" "Gasp! A slight promotion!" "The pay will be the same but you can make your cubicle slightly larger by shaving the ragged fabric on the inside walls." "Your new title is spelled just like the old one but it's pronounced totally differently." "ZZZZZ"
"There is an error on my tiny paycheck. It is four dollars too much." Gasp "Now you must travel to the bowels of the bureaucracy to correct this injustice." "Or I could just keep it as a reward for my honesty." "Bowels I say."
…were caused by a woman named Lisa." "Lisa never learned to act aloof and unapproachable. Sometimes she smiles and men she doesn't even know." "Gasp." "Gasp." "As you know, 90% of engineers are lonely men." "A permanent line formed outside her cubicle." "The engineers brought her food, gifts and poems…
