Asok says, "My nose grows when my co-workers tell lies." Garbage man says, "Does it whistle?" Asok says, "Sometimes, a little bit." Garbage man says, "You're evolving into a corporate whistle-blower." Asok says, "Are you lying?" Garbage man says, "Yeah, I just wanted to see it."
Asok says, "The word on the street is that you can help me get my soul back." Garbage man says, "Souls are totally fungible. Use this shamwow to absorb someone else's soul while you suck on the other end." Asok thinks, "Why does this suddenly seem so wrong?"
Dilbert says, "My new assignment is 'troll in charge of the legacy systems.'" Dilbert says, "I guess I shouldn't complain. I'm lucky to have a job in this economy." The Garbage man says, "Would a free bag of garbage make you feel better?" Dilbert says, "A little."
Dilbert says, "I created an anti-Dilbert, but I don't know how to prevent him from being annihilated by matter when he leaves the vacuum." The Garbage man says, "If you don't know how to do it, and he's the anti-you, that means he knows how." Anti-Dilbert says, "Matterscreen, SPF 50. Duh."
Dilbert says, "I acquired the musky scent of failure. Do you have anything that can get rid of it?" The Garbage man says, "Try being successful at something important." Dilbert says, "I work in a fabric-covered box." The Garbage man says, "Okay, then try rubbing this behind both ears."
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