Dogbert says, "Your pants have a tiny hole." Dilbert says, "These are my favorite pants!" Dilbert says, "I'll have to go with plan B." Dogbert says, "Wear other pants?" Dilbert says, "That's crazy talk." Dilbert says, "I'll wear these and act as if the hole just happened." Dilbert says, "Everyone…
Vijay, the world's most desperate venture capitalist "I started in my garage..." "Take my money!!!" "Don't you want to hear the rest?" "I don't see how it could get any better." "I have a product." "I need a forklift and massage oil now!!!"
"I'm going to start a high tech company in the garage." "Some of the most successful companies started in garages. It must help somehow." "I wonder if those other guys had homeowner rules about not parking in the driveway."
…to give them plans for building a nuclear weapon. Then give them plans to build microwave ovens instead." "Would that work?" "Why do you think our garage is full of Persian rugs?"
…to a high-crime area for tax reasons." "Our CEO says don't worry about your safety because your limo can pull right into the underground parking garage." "Then he added, "Or chain your bicycle to a wino. Whatever."
…"I resent that! Just because I'm a small businessman, that doesn't mean I'm a deadbeat!" "I didn't mean to imply..." "Do you know if the parking garage accepts acorns?"
