…change." Alice says, "If he's our role model, I guess we need to act like morons who can't communicate." The Boss thinks, "I need new people." FUHFUHFUHFUHFUHFUH
Man says, "I'm one of those people who can't explain things without a whiteboard, but I'll try." Man says, the...uh...fug...fuh...wah...um...thingamajig...fuh...fuh...eh?" Dilbert says, "Worst case I've seen." Man says, "Yee...woo...ee-yi-ee-yi-moo..."
Alice says "My boss sent me to represent him at this meeting." Alice says "Fuh-fuh-fuh everything costs too much. Fuh-fuh-fuh we don't have enough resources!" Ted says "That doesn't help us." Alice says "Hey, I'm not the one who invited him."
…the prospect of doing much less work." "The opportunity to abuse subordinates is a big plus." "And I speak fluent Managerese. Watch this..." "Fuhfuhfuhfuhfuh" "Did you really want that job?" "No, but I love interviewing!"
…she's hot?" "Carol, hotness is an important skill. It's like a super power." "From now on, how much are you charging us for printer cartridges?" "Fuhfuh free!" ping
A man in a dirty shirt says, to the boss, "Mwa fwa fwa ooh mah fuh." The boss says, "I can't understands a word you say." The boss says, "And your poorly dressed. You must be some sort of technology expert. Or a rodeo clown." The boss introduces dirty guy to Alice. The boss says, "There's a fifty percent…
