…"I'll keep you engaged and energized with my clear communication." The Boss says, "And as your leader, I will role-model the desired change." Alice says, "If he's our role model, I guess we need to act like morons who can't communicate." The Boss thinks, "I need new people." FUHFUHFUHFUHFUHFUH
Man says, "I'm one of those people who can't explain things without a whiteboard, but I'll try." Man says, the...uh...fug...fuh...wah...um...thingamajig...fuh...fuh...eh?" Dilbert says, "Worst case I've seen." Man says, "Yee...woo...ee-yi-ee-yi-moo..."
Alice says "My boss sent me to represent him at this meeting." Alice says "Fuh-fuh-fuh everything costs too much. Fuh-fuh-fuh we don't have enough resources!" Ted says "That doesn't help us." Alice says "Hey, I'm not the one who invited him."
…"Well. Obviously there's the money and prestige." "I'm also attracted by the prospect of doing much less work." "The opportunity to abuse subordinates is a big plus." "And I speak fluent Managerese. Watch this..." "Fuhfuhfuhfuhfuh" "Did you really want that job?" "No, but I love interviewing!"
A man in a dirty shirt says, to the boss, "Mwa fwa fwa ooh mah fuh." The boss says, "I can't understands a word you say." The boss says, "And your poorly dressed. You must be some sort of technology expert. Or a rodeo clown." The boss introduces dirty guy to Alice. The boss says, "There's a fifty…