"I'm starting to think that the director of firstimpressions is..." "GAAA!!! I'M A RECEPTIONIST!!" "Beat it you walrus!" "Maybe I'll just send an e-mail."
"I might appear to be a receptionist, but I'm actually a director of firstimpressions." "I might appear to be a salesman of printer cartridges, but I'm really the CEO of HP." "Carly?" "You look like a 57."
"Carol, I'm making you our new director of firstimpressions pro team!" "My years of hard work have finally paid off! I'm a director!" "Why is my office in the lobby?" "Can you direct me to the nearest growler?"
…and says, "Carol, I need you to fill in for our receptionist today." The Boss continues, "Remember, you will be the face of our company, the firstimpression for visitors." Carol is seen at the receptionist's desk. A visitor stands at the desk looking surprised as Carol says, "If anyone offers you food…
