…and Twitter at work. And we don't trust you to work from home." The Boss says, "If you blog about how lame we are, you're fired!!!" Beth thinks, "Firstday, not so good."
…hodgepodge of problems that would bore a normal person to death." The Boss says, "We think his parents didn't let him have toys." Dilbert says, "The firstday is the easiest."
The Boss says, "Welcome to your firstday on the job." The boss says, "Always lock your desk at night because many of your coworkers are crooks." The boss says, "And the ones that have eyes like this got hired before we did drug testing."
…and try to kill it?" Dilbert says, "And you think he might say yes?" The boss says, "Better safe than sorry." Later that day Man says, "Yes, sometimes it does that. You're the first to ask." Dilbert thinks, "Shoot me."
…who is traveling to the same country as the package, shoot him with a tranquilizer dart, and hide the package under his hat." Carol thinks, "The firstday of any new system is always a problem."
…'troll.'" Dilbert says, "My cubicle is under the walkway. My side job is scaring vendors." Dogbert says, "Is that hard?" Dilbert says, "Only the firstday. After you eat one vendor, word gets around."
