…Dilbert, "We've been asked to reduce our budget. I'm going to offer to cut your project because it's the most critical." The Boss continues, "The financeguys won't dare cut that project. My ploy will spare us from any cuts at all." Dilbert says, "Excuse me while I panic." The Boss says, "Tell me again…
"Have you started to hate the new financeguy yet?" "Yeah. I started yesterday." "He seems so rigid." "Rigid and inflexible. Not a team player." "Do you have an extra napkin?" "I won't really know until I'm done."
"Ray's our new financeguy. He's got a face that makes you hate him automatically." "You're right. I'm already hating him." "Wait until he opens his mouth!" "From now on I want a business case to justify all of your photocopying." "Is he a natural or what?!!"
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