Topper Versus the FeatureCreep "We need to add a keyword search function." "That's nothing!" "It should also search in different languages including Friulian, Kataang, Horpa and Wagi." "I like your style." "That's nothing! I want to marry you in a civil union."
THE FEATURECREEP: The Creep says to Alice, "Being a FeatureCreep is like having a super power." The Creep says to Alice, "That's what makes me so sexy." A startled Alice makes the small sound, "Oomp." Alice grimaces as the Creep says, "That oomp sound just bought you a new feature, missy."
THE FEATURECREEP: The Creep asks Dilbert, "Is it too late to give our product a low-battery indicator?" Dilbert exclaims to the Creep, "I'd have to work night and day for a month! My health would decline and I'd miss all my objectives!" The Creep says to Dilbert, "I just realized that other people's…
…Dilbert to a new employee. The new employee looks demented. The Boss says, "I hired a creep to help determine our products features." The creep says, "You need more features." The Boss replies, "Good work." The creep looks on as The Boss asks Dilbert, "When can you have that done?" Dilbert covers his…
…on." The Boss says, "It looks like it might be um . . . dangerous." Dogbert says angrily, "Great . . . I finish early and what do I get: 'feature creep.'"
