…"Absolutely." Dilbert says, "I'll just travel back in time to 1995, when faxing was a good way to handle this sort of thing." Man says, "You realize I'm your customer, right?" Dilbert says, "Until you spend all of your money on new fax machines."
…check e-mail or return phone calls. Like the horizon, I am more of a concept than a corporeal being. Despair is your only option. The boss says, "Try faxing him."
…shutting down our aerospace division because it hasn't won any contracts in two years." The Boss says, "Rumor has it that the admin assistant was faxing all of our bids with the blank side facing up." Carol says, "The blank side isn't supposed to face up?" The Boss says, "Uh-oh."
"Carol, shred this." "The shredder is right behind you, next to the fax." "What if I do it wrong?" "Only a complete moron could do it wrong." "Um...I think I might have just faxed our strategy someplace." "And that's why you never see a water fountain in a men's restroom."
The Accounting Department "I can't process your travel expenses because you sent me copies of receipt. I need the originals." "I'm buys. Just fax them."
…deal. Just prioritize your work." "And I need you to fax this." "No can do." "My top priority is getting the new guy all set up." "Hmmm... I guess that's fair. I'll send him over." "I can't order your business cards, I need to do a huge faxing project!" "Hee hee! Marmaduke is sitting on something again…
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